Jon: ”This brings us to the subject of our new segment: You are aware that the frontal lobe of the cerebral cortex gives us the ability to store and recall past events as they occurred, right?”
I will neither respect nor tolerate any belief system that promotes its own brand of bigotry, chauvinism, or fear mongering. I will go so far as to battle dogmatically-fueled ignorance ESPECIALLY when it influences the policy of an areligious nation. My areligious nation.
Treating all people as human beings regardless of color, sex, gender, faith, or sexual orientation isn’t a product of ancient religious texts; it is a result of a modern age of reason and enlightenment.
I am Good Without God. And I will never apologize for that.
(Source: thequasmos)
Jon Steward on Rick Santorum
Even in defeat, Santorum was clear on just how impressed we should all be that a well-known former two-term senator, lobbyist and television analyst even got this far. In Santorum’s concession speech, he called the campaign “as improbable as any race that you will ever see for president.”
“Really? Any race? Ever? Like, I don’t know, were you alive in 2008, when a black guy named Barack Hussein Obama beat a 48-term war hero senator and his flag pin of a running mate? ‘Cause that was pretty fuckin’ weird.”
Santorum wasn’t even the most improbable thing in this GOP primary. That title, I believe, still goes to a Pokemon-singing pizza magnate whose big idea in this race was a number.”
(Source: therealsparrow)
Why are unicorns hollow?
This is a cat.
